at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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