Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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