Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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