Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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