so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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