You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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