Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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