Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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