There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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