Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
