Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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