Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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