He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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