I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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