He is an equal opportunity slut.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
