how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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