How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
