your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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