I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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