Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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