im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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