I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Say something about gay babies.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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