I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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