This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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