so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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