So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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