Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We had sex on a dog bed..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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