Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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