Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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