It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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