yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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