Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just invented taco cereal.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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