I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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