Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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