y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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