Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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