I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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