Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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