How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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