Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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