why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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