We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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