I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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