allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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