I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
We smell like vodka and hangover
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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