Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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