I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Blood and glitter go together right?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Randomize
