i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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