508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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