Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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